I was in a store today, in a chair
without a care
in there
There walked in a giraffe
I had to laugh
on his behalf
Because he was so tall
and I was small
he hit the wall
A giraffe inside a store
stood ten foot four
or maybe more
You don't see that everyday
I have to say
no way
but then an ostrich followed him inside
my eyes went wide
I had to hide
I dont really care for ostriches, you know
I'm not mean, though
but I had to go
I would have stayed, I'm usually very fair
But there was an ostrich there
So I didn't dare
I wanted to meet the giraffe but ACK!
Ostriches are known to attack
so I can't go back
Monday, May 2, 2011
Time for Dinner
What shall we have for dinner tonight? What shall I make if you please?
I pulled out a big bowl of leftovers but just then I had to sneeze
so maybe some sausage all brown and good mixed in with some beans from a can
but I got distracted and they got overcooked, and most of it stuck to the pan
so how about chicken all seasoned and nice, that would be good to eat
but I think its past date when I open the package, it kind of smells like old feet
so perhaps well have pasta and sauce and bread, we have had that before
but the pasta is old and the bread is stale and I forgot the sauce at the store
So how 'bout a steak and a potato? That sounds like a good meal
darn, the steaks are all frozen and the potatos have sprouted into some kind of plant like deal
We could have some soup but its boiling outside, one hundred and five at least
We could have a salad with dressing on top, but that is not really a feast
In the freezer, theres vegetables solidly frozen and a box of waffles to eat
theres something in plastic, decidly brown. I think its some sort of meat
Theres bread with no lunch meat, mac and cheese with no butter, and tuna but mayonnaise is bad
and my hamburger helper has no help at all, without the hamburger to add
What shall we have for dinner tonight? What shall we eat if you please?
I've looked in the kitchen, searched through and through, and I think we should go get Chinese..
I pulled out a big bowl of leftovers but just then I had to sneeze
so maybe some sausage all brown and good mixed in with some beans from a can
but I got distracted and they got overcooked, and most of it stuck to the pan
so how about chicken all seasoned and nice, that would be good to eat
but I think its past date when I open the package, it kind of smells like old feet
so perhaps well have pasta and sauce and bread, we have had that before
but the pasta is old and the bread is stale and I forgot the sauce at the store
So how 'bout a steak and a potato? That sounds like a good meal
darn, the steaks are all frozen and the potatos have sprouted into some kind of plant like deal
We could have some soup but its boiling outside, one hundred and five at least
We could have a salad with dressing on top, but that is not really a feast
In the freezer, theres vegetables solidly frozen and a box of waffles to eat
theres something in plastic, decidly brown. I think its some sort of meat
Theres bread with no lunch meat, mac and cheese with no butter, and tuna but mayonnaise is bad
and my hamburger helper has no help at all, without the hamburger to add
What shall we have for dinner tonight? What shall we eat if you please?
I've looked in the kitchen, searched through and through, and I think we should go get Chinese..
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