In My Imagination..

In my imagination...
I am taller and thinner,
and much more attractive
and my checking balance is high
and my dogs never bark
and my house is self cleaning
and there's never a reason to cry

In my imagination..
My bills are all paid
and my work is all done
so I can just sit and play games
and I don't forget deadlines
or birthdays and such
and I remember everyone's names

In my imagination..
My gas mileage is like 50
or 60 mpg
and there is no pollution
and there is no traffic
and everyone else drives like me

In my imagination..
sugar is healthy
and ice cream is good
and chocolate cures cancer theyll find
and I am an actress
who married a rich man
with an excellent body and mind

In my imagination..
High heels dont hurt feet
My clothes always look good
and my eyes can change color at will
I can dance until dawn
and never get tired
and throughout the day, keep dancing still

In my imagination..
Theres no disagreement
Theres no dispair
Theres no disgust, not a shred
My imagination's a wonderful place
too bad its all in my head